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  By   Eileen F. Toplansky In 1979, John H. Bunzel penned a piece in  Newsweek  titled "The Badge of  'Elitism.'"  Bunzel was president of a state university in California from 1970 to 1978.  Here's what he had to say  Thus I am an elitist if what is meant and understood is that I recognize there are differences in individual talent and capacity. Further, it is silly to pretend that anyone who acknowledges these differences is somehow an 'anti-democrat.' And it is just as foolish to claim that anyone who recognizes there are different physical and behavioral traits among various groups is a racist.  He further asserted that "one can oppose racism without believing that people are equal in abilities.  Put another way, there is a world of difference between  'discriminatory practices' and 'discriminating standards.'" Today Mr. Bunzel would be hounded for his perfectly logical ideas. Read More Now under the domination of Marxists,  p

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?  Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:  If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  is represented as:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.. Then:  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%  and  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%  But ,  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100% And,  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whileHard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

  1.       Law of Mechanical Repair       -    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee. 2.       Law of Gravity       -    Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3.    Law of Probability       -       The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.       Law of Random Numbers    - I   f you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers. 6.       Variation Law       -    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).   This goes for grocery stores too. 7.    Law of the  Bath    -    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8.    Law of Close Encounters       -       The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9.    Law